narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

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Yes, girl

Yes, girl

Yes, girl
randomfreakazoid:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

cangreja:

AWWWWW

friendly reminder:


CORNER. NOW.
randomfreakazoid:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

cangreja:

AWWWWW

friendly reminder:


CORNER. NOW.
randomfreakazoid:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

cangreja:

AWWWWW

friendly reminder:


CORNER. NOW.
randomfreakazoid:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

cangreja:

AWWWWW

friendly reminder:


CORNER. NOW.
randomfreakazoid:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

cangreja:

AWWWWW

friendly reminder:


CORNER. NOW.
randomfreakazoid:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

cangreja:

AWWWWW

friendly reminder:


CORNER. NOW.
randomfreakazoid:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

cangreja:

AWWWWW

friendly reminder:


CORNER. NOW.
randomfreakazoid:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

cangreja:

AWWWWW

friendly reminder:


CORNER. NOW.
randomfreakazoid:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

cangreja:

AWWWWW

friendly reminder:


CORNER. NOW.
randomfreakazoid:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

cangreja:

AWWWWW

friendly reminder:


CORNER. NOW.
“aw that sucks :(”
— me as a professional therapist  (via losergirlfriend)

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You put that foot in front of the other. You fucking put it.